Max has good ears

Hello and welcome back to the wonderful world of the Dogpound.   We hope you had a great Fourth of July and came back with all of your body parts intact.  Max is not really thrilled about this day since he does not like loud noises that sound like rolling thunder and lightning.  Now, according to Max it is not because he is afraid...nope…no way…he just has very sensitive ears.  Yes Max…that is what I wrote…and yes, I will tell them that this is your story and you are sticking with it.  Whatever! Lol.  Anyway, this article is going to be a tad short in that I actually get four days off from work…and I am going to take full advantage of them.  Have a great weekend!

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest.”

COMMUNITY SERVICE
One day a barber gives a florist a hair cut but refuses payment. He tells the florist that he is doing community service this week and will not take any pay for his work. The florist was pleased and left the shop. Next morning the barber finds a vase of flowers and a thank you card. Later a cop comes in for a haircut and again the barber refuses payment because he is doing community service this week. The cop was pleased and left the shop. Next morning the barber finds on his doorstep a thank you card and a dozen doughnuts. Then a Congressman comes in for a haircut and the barber tells him the same thing he told the others...and the Congressman left very pleased. The next morning the barber arrived at his shop to find a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for their free haircut.

COW TALK
A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. “Your trouble is probably in the carburetor,” said the cow.  Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the farmer his story.  “Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?” asked the farmer. “Yes, yes,” the man replied.  “Oh! I wouldn’t listen to Bessie,” said the farmer. “She doesn’t know a thing about cars.”

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As always be good, play safe, and remember there is nothing wrong with a sincere apology.  

JR and Max

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